To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You,

Be Commonplace And Creeping And You'll Be A Success.

A Writer's Inspiration Is Not Just To Create. He Must Eat Three Times A Day.

If A Thing Isn't Worth Saying, You Sing It.

Calumniate, Calumniate; There Will Always Be Something Which Sticks.

It Is By No Means Necessary To Understand Things To Speak Confidently About Them.