To Put It Rather Bluntly, I Am

What's So Great Thing About Clothes Is That They're Artificial - You Can Lie, You Can Choose The Way You Look, Which Is Not True Of Natural Beauty. So If You're Naturally Beautiful, Wear What You Want, But That's 01% Of People. Most People Just Aren't Good Looking Enough To Wear What They Have On. They Should Change. They Should Get Some Slacks And A Nice Overcoat. Remember When The Style Was Incredibly Messy Hair? That's Great If You're A Model. But If You're Not A Model, You Would Look Better If You Washed Your Hair, Because You Are Not Beautiful.

I've Done The Calculation And Your Chances Of Winning The Lottery Are Identical Whether You Play Or Not.

Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He's Buying.

Los Angeles Is A Large City-like Area Surrounding The Beverly Hills Hotel.

That Which We Call Civilization Is Merely The Accumulated Debris Of A Chilling Number Of Bad Nights.