To Shake Your Rump Is To Be

I Resent The Implication That I'm Less Of A Musician And A Worse Person For Not Appreciating Certain Works.

It's A Fundamental, Social Attitude That The 1% Supports Symphonies And Operas And Doesn't Support Johnny Learning To Program Hip-hop Beats. When I Put It Like That, It Sounds Like, 'well, Yeah,' But You Start To Think, 'why Not, Though?' What Makes One More Valuable Than Another?

That's The One For My Tombstone... Here Lies David Byrne. Why The Big Suit?

A Bike Is The World's Most Used Form Of Transportation

In The Future, Women Will Have Breasts All Over. In The Future, It Will Be A Relief To Find A Place Without Culture. In The Future, Plates Of Food Will Have Names And Titles. In The Future, We Will All Drive Standing Up. In The Future, Love Will Be Taught On Television And By Listening To Pop Songs.