To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At

I Threw My Cup Away When I Saw A Child Drinking From His Hands At The Trough.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame

I Am Not An Athenian Or A Greek, But A Citizen Of The World.