To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At

Solon Used To Say That Speech Was The Image Of Actions; . . . That Laws Were Like Cobwebs, - For That If Any Trifling Or Powerless Thing Fell Into Them, They Held It Fast; While If It Were Something Weightier, It Broke Through Them And Was Off.

Of What Use Is A Philosopher Who Doesn't Hurt Anybody's Feelings?

It Is Not That I Am Mad, It Is Only That My Head Is Different From Yours.

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

You Will Become A Teacher Of Yourself When For The Same Things That You Blame Others, You Also Blame Yourself.