Today I Saw A Red And Yellow

Standing In A Garage No More Makes You A Car Than Standing In A Church Makes You A Christian.

I Wish I Was Writing Something Much More Heavy Each Time I Did A Film, And That The Comedies Just Occasionally Come Out. But Unfortunately You're Stuck With What You're Born With.

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

I'm So Excited-i Think Today I'm Going To Brush All My Teeth.

I Am An Only Child. I Have One Sister.