Today Is Reality. Yesterday Is History.

I Could Have Worse Tags Than 'airmiles Andy' - Although I Don't Know What They Are.

The Queen's Intelligence Network Is A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Anyone's In This Palace. Bar None. She Knows Everything. I Don't Know How She Does It. And She Sees Everything.

I've Always Been Told I Was Extremely Well-behaved As A Kid.

People Say To Me, Would You Like To Swap Your Life With Me For 24 Hours? Your Life Must Be Very Strange. But Of Course I Have Not Experienced Any Other Life. It's Not Strange To Me.

It Would Not Be A Bad Idea If Bankers Were To Go And Sit Occasionally With Politicians In Their Political Surgeries, Where They Might Get A Sense Of The Injustice That Some Of The Community Feel About The Banks.