Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly

A Grandchild Is God's Reward For Raising A Child.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

How Long Can You Tread Water?

My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock Every Morning With No Shoes On, Uphill, Both Ways, In 5 Feet Of Snow And He Was Thankful.

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.