Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks That Stuff

The Only Way I Could Get My Old Cd Into Stores Is If I Took One In And Leave It. "sir, You Forgot This." "no, I Did Not. That Is For Sale. Please Alphabetize It."

I Went To A Record Store, They Said They Specialized In Hard-to-find Records. Nothing Was Alphabetized!

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.

I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With A Sore Throat.

If You're Watching A Parade, Don't Follow It. It Never Changes. If The Parade Is Boring, Run In The Opposite Direction. You Will Fast-forward The Parade.