Too Many People Confuse Being Serious With

My Views Are Heretical To People Who Believe In Political Correctness.

I Think There Are So Many Activities Going On, Like Mountaineering. You Know, You Would Pay Good Money Not To Have To Do That, And Yet There Are People Racing Out Who Want To Spend Their Spare Time Clambering Up Rocks.

Everything In Comedy's Got To Be Exactly Right, Which Is Why Making A Comedic Film Is Kind Of A Difficult Process, Because, For Most Of The Two Years Of Shooting It And Editing It And Reshooting And All Of That, It's Not Quite Right. And It's Only When You Just At The End, You Put The Final Polish On It, It Becomes Really Funny Again.

I Was A Terrible Dancer. I Dance Like An Englishman.

In Britain, Girls Seem To Be Either Bright Or Attractive. In America, That's Not The Case. They're Both.