Too Much Virtue Has A Corrupting Effect.

If I'd Been Listening Closely, I'd Have Caught The Sound Of The Gods Having A Great Big Old Tee-hee At My Expense.

Society Values Cooperation Over Independence, Obedience Over Individuality, And Niceness Above All Else.

He Might Be A Man Without Character, But She Was A Woman Without Courage. Of The Two, Which Was Worse?

Grade School Was Perilous. ... I Can See How I Must Have Worried Them. I Was The Kind Of Kid Who, For No Apparent Reason, Wept Piteously Or Threw Up On Myself. On An Especially Scary Day, I Sometimes Did Both.

In My Opinion, There's No Condition In Life That Can't Be Ameliorated By A Dose Of Junk Food.