Truce, N. Friendship.

Ugliness, N. A Gift Of The Gods To Certain Women, Entailing Virtue Without Humility.

You Don't Have To Be Stupid To Be A Christian, ... But It Probably Helps.

Brain, N. An Apparatus With Which We Think That We Think. That Which Distinguishes The Man Who Is Content To Be Something From The Man Who Wishes To Do Something. A Man Of Great Wealth, Or One Who Has Been Pitchforked Into High Station, Has Commonly Such A Headful Of Brain That His Neighbors Cannot Keep Their Hats On. In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Brain Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.

Miss, N. A Title Which We Brand Unmarried Women To Indicate That They Are In The Market.

A Large Stone Presented By The Archangel Gabriel To The Patriarch Abraham, And Preserved At Mecca. The Patriarch Had Perhaps Asked The Archangel For Bread.