Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.

Freedom Is Like Drink. If You Take Any At All, You Might As Well Take Enough To Make You Happy For A While.

High Finance Isn't Burglary Or Obtaining Money By False Pretenses, But Rather A Judicious Selection From The Best Features Of Those Fine Arts.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.