Truth - Something Somehow Discreditable To Someone.

Religion Deserves No More Respect Than A Pile Of Garbage.

Next To The Semi-colon, Quotation Marks Seem To Be The Chief Butts Of Reformatory Ardor.

Theology Is The Effort To Explain The Unknowable In Terms Of The Not Worth Knowing.

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.

Most People Are Unable To Write Because They Are Unable To Think, And They Are Unable To Think Because They Congenitally Lack The Equipment To Do So, Just As They Congenitally Lack The Equipment To Fly Over The Moon.