Truth - Something Somehow Discreditable To Someone.

There Are Two Kinds Of Europeans: The Smart Ones, And Those Who Stayed Behind.

Hope: A Pathological Belief In The Occurrence Of The Impossible.

There Are Men So Philosophical That They Can See Humor In Their Own Toothaches. But There Has Never Lived A Man So Philosophical That He Could See The Toothache In His Own Humor.

The Most Curious Social Convention Of The Great Age In Which We Live Is The One To The Effect That Religious Opinions Should Be Respected.

After All, The World Is Not Our Handiwork, And We Are Not Responsible For What Goes On In It, Save Within Very Narrow Limits.