Truth - Something Somehow Discreditable To Someone.

Love Is The Delusion That One Woman Differs From Another.

Friendship Is A Common Belief In The Same Fallacies, Mountebanks And Hobgoblins.

Elections Are Futures Markets In Stolen Property.

How Little It Takes To Make Life Unbearable: A Pebble In The Shoe, A Cockroach In The Spaghetti, A Woman's Laugh.

All I Ask Is Equal Freedom. When It Is Denied, As It Always Is, I Take It Anyhow.