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I Just Wanted All The Wars To Be Over So That We Could Spend The Money On Starships And Mars Colonies.

Study Yourself The Way A Hunter Studied Prey. Exploit Your Own Weaknesses To Create Desired Changes Within Yourself.

I Couldn't Think Of One Clever Way To Stop This Guy, So I Just Trusted To Mindless Violence.

It’s Mostly Just You Have To Convince Yourself That There’s Nothing Else In The Room But John Lennon And Suddenly Things Start John Lennon-ing!

My Greatest Accomplishment So Far Is To Keep Selling Enough That I Never Want For The Labor That Sustains My Presbyterian Soul.