Truthful, Adj. Dumb And Illiterate.

Impiety. Your Irreverence Toward My Deity.

Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn By A Man Whose Tailor Is A Blacksmith.

Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.

Artlessness, N. A Certain Engaging Quality To Which Women Attain By Long Study And Severe Practice Upon The Admiring Male, Who Is Pleased To Fancy It Resembles The Candid Simplicity Of His Young.

The Fact That Boys Are Allowed To Exist At All Is Evidence Of Remarkable Christian Forbearance Among Men - Were It Not For A Mawkish Humanitarianism, Coupled With Imperfect Digestive Powers, We Should Devour Our Young, As Nature Intended.