Trying To Sneak A Fastball By Ted

Baseball In The Navy Always Was Much More Fun Than It Had Been In The Major Leagues.

Yankee Stadium, It's Like Everything Else In This Country. In Europe, They Save All Their Old Buildings For History. Here, We Just Tear Them All Down.

Trying To Sneak A Fastball By Ted Williams Was Like Trying To Sneak A Sunbeam By A Rooster In The Morning.

Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair Dryers Than Baseball Equipment.

I Was Only A Gun Captain On The Battleship Alabama For 34 Months. People Have Called Me A Hero For That, But I'll Tell You This - Heroes Don't Come Home. Survivors Come Home.