Turn Up The Lights. I Don't Want

There Was Clearly Nothing To Do But Flop Down On The Shabby Little Couch And Howl.

Except In Streetcars One Should Never Be Unnecessarily Rude To A Lady.

Love And Business And Family And Religion And Art And Patriotism Are Nothing But Shadows Of Words When A Man's Starving!

Now, Girls, If You Want To Observe A Young Man Hustle Out After A Pick And Shovel, Just Tell Him That Your Heart Is In Some Other Fellow's Grave. Young Men Are Grave-robbers By Nature.

Of Habit, The Power That Keeps The Earth From Flying To Pieces; Though There Is Some Silly Theory Of Gravitation.