Turns Out It Was Mostly A Lie.

I Like Threesomes With Two Women, Not Because I'm A Cynical Sexual Predator. Oh No! But Because I'm A Romantic. I'm Looking For "the One." And I'll Find Her More Quickly If I Audition Two At A Time.

People Do This A Lot. They Don't Seem To Realise That The Future Is Just Like Now, But In A Little While, So They Say They're Going To Do Things In Anticipation Of Some Kind Of Seismic Shift In Their Worldview That Never Actually Materializes. But Everything's Not Going To Be Made Of Leather, The World Won't Stink Of Sherbet. Tomorrow Is Not Some Mythical Kingdom Where You'll Grow Butterfly Wings And Be Able To Talk To Animals -- You'll Basically Feel Pretty Much The Same Way You Do At The Moment.

I Say Us - Obviously I Don't Vote As I Believe Democracy Is A Pointless Spectacle Where We Choose Between Two Indistinguishable Political Parties, Neither Of Whom Represent The People But The Interest Of Powerful Business Elites That Run The World.

For Me Happiness Occurs Arbitrarily: A Moment Of Eye Contact On A Bus, Where All At Once You Fall In Love; Or A Frozen Second In A Park Where It's Enough That There Are Trees In The World.

When You Fall In Love You Recognise You're Not The Most Important Person In The World, And Your Focus Becomes Another Person.