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Flattery Looks Like Friendship, Just Like A Wolf Looks Like A Dog. Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

There Is No Need To Sally Forth, For It Remains True That Those Things Which Make Us Human Are, Curiously Enough, Always Close At Hand. Resolve, Then, That On This Very Ground, With Small Flags Waving And Tiny Blasts On Tiny Trumpets, We Shall Meet The Enemy, And Not Only May He Be Ours, He May Be Us.

Women Aren't As Mere As They Used To Be.

Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't No-hows Permanent.