Twitter Is The Devil's Playground.

When I Went To Acting School, The Kids That Got The Best Grades Were The Kids That Could Cry On Cue. But It Didn't Really Translate Into Careers For Any Of Them, Because The External Is The Easy Part.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

I'd Still Like To See 'survivor' Minus The Planned Show-biz Parts. That Would Be The Purest Form Of Show Business - I Want To See Someone So Hungry That They Eat Somebody Else's Foot.

I'm A Big Consumer Of News And I Have My Six Newspaper Sites Booked. And What I Like Bout Twitter Is It's Almost, It Allows Me To Make A Comment About Something That's Just On My Mind.

I Got So Good At Writing To A Budget, My Brain Was Restricting Myself. I'd Write, "it's A Stormy Night." Then I'd Cross Out Stormy. I'd Write: "it's A Calm Night." Then I'd Cross Out Night. It's Noon. Because You Know How Much Night Costs. You Know How Much Rain Costs. Nothing Comes Free In Movies.