Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

People Are Always Going To, You Know, Find Something Wrong With People Who Are Not The Exact Same As Them. That's Just What It Is. Black, White, Short, Tall, Religions, Whatever. People Are Bad.

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.