[tyler Perry] Has The Luxury Of Not

Every Night I Get Down On My Knees And Pray That Dennis Kucinich Will Burst Into Flames.

America's Religion, This Is It, Gang. This Is All You Need To Know: There Is A God. He Is Going To Judge Us. We Should Be Good To Each Other, Because Daddy Is Going To Be Pissed In The End If We're Not. That's It. That's Called A Big Principle.

When You Aren't Drinking Or Using Drugs Or Spending Lots Of Money On Fancy Toys Or Basking In The Glow Of Fame Or Working All The Time Or Eating Your Way Through The Refrigerator, Being Hateful And Angry Is A Very Handy Shield From The Truth. It Lets You Focus On Everyone Else's Shortcomings, And All The Ways They Have Let You Down. You Can Bemoan How All These Broken People Keep Finding You Somehow. That Way You Don't Have To Focus On What Really Matters -- The Tough Work Of Fiing What Is Broken Inside You.

Not A Single Time Have We Gotten Our Rights From Congress Or The President, We Get Them From God. And When He Gives Us Those Rights, He Puts A Warning Bell Inside Of Us. When Somebody Tries To Take Them, A Warning Bell Goes Off. And That's What America Is Feeling Right Now.

Political Correctness Doesn't Change Us, It Shuts Us Up.