Under Every Stone Lurks A Politician.

The Gods, My Dear Simple Fellow, Are A Mere Expression Coined By Vulgar Superstition. We Frown Upon Such Coinage Here.

You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight.

You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

Comedy Is Allied To Justice.

It Should Not Prejudice My Voice That I'm Not Born A Man, If I Say Something Advantageous To The Present Situation. For I'm Taxed Too, And As A Toll Provide Men For The Nation.