Until I Was A Teenager, I Used

I've Been To Those Places Where It's 'poor, Pitiful Me.'

We're All Just A Bunch Of Sinners, But We Do The Best We Can.

A Positive Attitude And A Sense Of Humor Go Together Like Biscuits And Gravy.

I Used To Always Sit In Church Looking Out The Windows At The Boys, Wondering If I Could Make An Excuse To Go Out And, You Know, Go To The Bathroom Because All The Outdoor Toilets. But Anyhow, I Was Only Going Out To See The Boys.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.