Us Needs To Fix Up It's Election

Have You Heard About The Women Who Stabbed Her Husband 37 Times? I Admire Her Restraint.

Comedy Is The Only Hope For Humanity.

When I Used To Watch Comedians With My Dad, He Laid It All Out For Me. He Wanted To Be A Comedian Himself, And He Was So Funny. We'd Watch Stand-up On Tv, And He'd Tell Me The Subtext Of What They Were Saying.

The Day I Worry About Cleaning My House Is The Day Sears Comes Out With A Riding Vacuum Cleaner.

Take This Marriage Thing Seriously - It Has To Last All The Way To The Divorce.