Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

The Last Time Somebody Said, 'i Find I Can Write Much Better With A Word Processor', I Replied, 'they Used To Say The Same Thing About Drugs'.

Vincent Van Gogh's Mother Painted All Of His Best Things. The Famous Mailed Decapitated Ear Was A Figment Of The Public Relations Firm Engaged By Van Gogh's Dealer.

New York Walking Isn't Exercise: It's A Continually Showing Make-your-own Movie.

Think About Scary Movies: There's A Fine Line Between Horror And Humor.

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.