Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

Get Your Friends Together, Go To Your Local Bookstore And Have A Book-buying Party.

I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want To Twitter, And I Don't See Any Point In Twittering. The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Tell People What I'm Doing At The Moment Because I'm Probably Not Doing What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

I Just Think Lots Of Words Have Physicality. How About The Word 'wobble?' You Think That's Arbitrary? When You Say The Word 'wince,' You Wince. How About That?

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.