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I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread, And Pumpkin Pie.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.