Valuable People Are Undervalued.

If You're Hanging Out With Two Negative People, Do They Equal One Positive Person?

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.

It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher So When You Get Divorced You Know How To Go Down On Yourself.

Bob Saget Was Known, In The Comedy Clubs In Those Days, As Extremely Funny But With Dark Humor. It Was Always An Inside Joke Among Comics, When He Got Full House, It Was, Like, Wow, Hes Playing This All-american Dad Kind Of Thing. That Was Not Bob Saget. His Comedic Style Is Definitely More Twisted, And He Has An Edgier Side Than He Showed In Full House.