Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

Eve Had One Advantage Over All The Rest Of Her Sex. In His Wildest Moments Of Rage Adam Never Could Accuse Her Of Being 'just Like Her Mother!

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

A Bachelor Has To Have An Inspiration For Making Love To A Woman--a Married Man Needs Only An Excuse.