Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or

Give The People What They Want And Then Go Have A Hamburger.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? Let Me Tell You, Legends Are All Very Well If You've Got Somebody Around Who Loves You.

Hollywood Is A Strange Place If You're In Trouble. Everybody Thinks It's Contagious.

I've Seen The Ticket, And I Still Can't Believe It. When I See The Money, I Hope I Don't Hit The Floor.