Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby

It Wasn't Until After I Received My Education That I Seriously Looked At Sports Entertainment As A Way To Make A Career For Myself. And They've Got To Take It In Stride. It's Very Much Like Acting Or Playing Professional Sports: One Percent Of One Percent Of The People Who Try Out For It Can Actually Say They Make Their Living Off Of Doing It.

There's Those Who Talk About It. And There's Those Who Be About It!

When You Are Surrounded By People Who Are Much Better Than You, You Have Two Choices: You Can Sh*t The Bed, And The Performance Can Go To Hell. Or You Can Step Up And Rise To The Occasion.

Vicke Is So Fat That She Wakes Up In Sections.

There's No Way I Can Tag Team With Randy Orton; He Just Wears Too Much Baby Oil!