Virtue Is Its Own Punishment.

This Island Is Made Mainly Of Coal And Surrounded By Fish. Only An Organizing Genius Could Produce A Shortage Of Coal And Fish At The Same Time.

You Don't Have To Gaze Into A Crystal Ball When You Can Read An Open Book.

Not Even The Apparently Enlightened Principle Of The 'greatest Good For The Greatest Number' Can Excuse Indifference To Individual Suffering. There Is No Test For Progress Other Than Its Impact On The Individual.

I Am Not Going To Spend Any Time Whatsoever In Attacking The Foreign Secretary. If We Complain About The Tune, There Is No Reason To Attack The Monkey When The Organ Grinder Is Present.

The Tories, Every Election, Must Have A Bogy Man. If You Haven't Got A Programme, A Bogy Man Will Do.