Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.

Income Is The Natural And Rational Gauge And Measure Of Respectability.

Pig, N. An Animal ("porcus Omnivorus") Closely Allied To The Human Race By The Splendor And Vivacity Of Its Appetite, Which, However, Is Inferior In Scope, For It Sticks At Pig.

Sarcophagus, N. Among The Greeks A Coffin Which Being Made Of A Certain Kind Of Carnivorous Stone, Had The Peculiar Property Of Devouring The Body Placed In It.

Optimist – A Proponent Of The Doctrine That Black Is White.

Advice, The Smallest Current Coin.