Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.

Sweater, N.: Garment Worn By Child When Its Mother Is Feeling Chilly.

Christian - One Who Follows The Teachings Of Christ Insofar As They Are Not Inconsistent With A Life Of Sin.

Providential, Adj. Unexpectedly And Conspicuously Beneficial To The Person So Describing It.

Conservative, N: A Statesman Who Is Enamored Of Existing Evils, As Distinguished From The Liberal Who Wishes To Replace Them With Others.

Out-of-doors, N. That Part Of One's Environment Upon Which No Government Has Been Able To Collect Taxes. Chiefly Useful To Inspire Poets.