Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

Animal Welfare Issues Have Always Been Important To Me.

Each Of Us Wages A Private Battle Each Day Between The Grand Fantasies We Have For Ourselves And What Actually Happens.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.