Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

Food ... Love ... Mother ... Career ... Live Every Day To The Fullest. Partake Of The Four Basic Guilt Groups.

I Can't Tell My Conscience From My Insecurities.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.

There Are Only Two Secrets To A Slimmer Shape ... High Heels And Shoulder Pads!

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.