Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.

Make Somebody Happy Today, And Mind Your Own Business

All Married Couples Should Learn The Art Of Battle As They Should Learn The Art Of Making Love. Good Battle Is Objective And Honest - Never Vicious Or Cruel. Good Battle Is Healthy And Constructive, And Brings To A Marriage The Principles Of Equal Partnership.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

I Don't Believe That You Have To Be A Cow To Know What Milk Is.