War Always Takes You By Surprise.

I Was In Love With Darth Vader. He Was Extremely Sexy To Me. Once I Had Almost A Sexual Dream About Darth Vader. At The Moment He Was About To Pull His Helmet Off, My Husband Woke Me Up And I Was So Annoyed. I Told Him, "i Was On My Way To Kiss Darth Vader."

We Can Only Feel Sorry For Ourselves When Our Misfortunes Are Still Supportable. Once This Limit Is Crossed, The Only Way To Bear The Unbearable Is To Laugh At It.

Teacher: What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Marji: I'll Be A Prophet.

One Can Forgive But One Should Never Forget.

Here's The Problem: The Description Of The World Is Always Reduced To Yes Or No, Black Or White. Superficial Stories. Superhero Stories. One Side Is The Good One. The Other One Is Evil.