War Is God's Way Of Teaching Americans

Fear Has No Brains; It Is An Idiot.

Exception, N. A Thing Which Takes The Liberty To Differ From Other Things Of Its Class, As An Honest Man, A Truthful Woman, Etc.

Bore, N. A Person Who Talks When You Wish Him To Listen.

Monsignor- A High Ecclesiastical Title, Of Which The Founder Of Our Religion Overlooked The Advantages.

Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom.