Wars Are Not Paid For In Wartime.

I Scarce Ever Heard Or Saw The Introductory Words, "without Vanity I May Say," Etc., But Some Vain Thing Immediately Followed.

Most Men Die At 25, We Just Don't Bury Them Until They Are 70.

Most People Die At 25 But Are Buried At 75.

Who Had Deceived Thee So Often As Thyself?

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.