Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I

When I Was Seven, I Broke My Leg Playing Soccer. Just To Feel Something.

Charlie Sheen Called His Boss On 'two And A Half Men' A 'jew Ki**' And Expected To Go Back To Work. That’s Crazy. If You Could Do That And Keep Your Job, Then Everybody Would Do It.

I Love Pittsburgh. Most Of My Family Still Lives There And I Try To Get Back A Couple Of Times A Year.

I'm Too Cynical To Be An Optimist.

I Don't Want To Wake Up With Cops Surrounding My Bed Tonight.