Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I

It Seemed Fun To Play A Villain On Stage And I Wanted My Jokes To Be So Good That I Could Just Calmly Tell Them On Stage.

I Actually Never Acted On "deadwood." I Have Meetings All The Time Where People Look At My Imdb Page And See That I Played The Part Of "accounting Clerk" On Deadwood. Actually, I Was The Accounting Clerk For Production Of "deadwood."

I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.

I Don't Ever Want To Have Kids Of My Own. But I Do Want A Lot Of Kids.

You Look Like You Deep Fry Your Hands Before You Bite Your Fingernails.