Way Too High Maintenance To Be In

I Always Try To Do Something For My Husband That's Completely Selfless, And Something That I Hope Will Rock His World In Some Form Or Fashion.

I Thought It Was My Job To Give All The Boys Their First Kiss.

When I Went From Girl Body To Woman Body And All Of A Sudden I Had Tits And Hips And A Little Tummy And Natural Fat In Places, I Freaked Out.

Like Many Other Moms Out There, I Try To Buy Safe Products For My Family, But That Can't Be The Only Solution. You Can't Hire A Team Of Scientists To Do Your Shopping For You. At Some Point The Government Has To Step In And Ensure That Chemicals Are Safe Before Our Children Are Exposed To Them.

I'm Really Good At Being Sarcastic With Guys. That's The Best Way To Hang Out With Them, Because That's What Guys . They Don't Want The Quiet, Prissy Little Things.