We All Get Self-centered.

Decent Responsible Parents Are A Royal Pain- That's How You Know When You Have Them [such Parents].

If You Can't Handle The Baggage, You'll Have To Get Out Of The Baggage Room.

The Ten Commandments Are Not Prefaced With "if You're In The Mood".

Unless I Have Hallucinated, I Have Never Made An Anti-gay Commentary, I Have Made Anti-gay-activist-agenda Commentaries.

There Is No Unconditional Love In The Universe.