We All Know Interspecies Romance Is Weird.

When I Was Growing Up, Dr. Seuss Was Really My Favorite. There Was Something About The Lyrical Nature And The Simplicity Of His Work That Really Hit Me.

I Have A Problem When People Say Something's Real Or Not Real, Or Normal Or Abnormal. The Meaning Of Those Words For Me Is Very Personal And Subjective. I've Always Been Confused And Never Had A Clearcut Understanding Of The Meaning Of Those Kinds Of Words.

That's Why I Like Old Monster Movie Actors, Because They Transform Into Different Characters Or Creatures.

I've Found That The People Who Play Villains Are The Nicest People In The World And People Who Play Heroes Are Jerks.

Stain Boy Of All The Super Heroes, The Strangest One By Far, Doesn't Have A Special Power, Or Drive A Fancy Car. Next To Superman And Batman, I Guess He Must Seem Tame. But To Me He Is Quite Special, And Stain Boy Is His Name. He Can't Fly Around Tall Buildings, Or Outrun A Speeding Train, The Only Talent He Seems To Have Is To Leave A Nasty Stain. Sometimes I Know It Bothers Him, That He Can't Run Or Swim Or Fly, And Because Of This One Ability, His Dry Cleaning Bill Is Sky-high.