We Always Prefer War On Our Own

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

Altruism Is A Hard Master, But So Is Opportunism.

One Of Life's Few Really Reliable Pleasures: To Have A Family You Love, And To Leave Them For A Week.

Society Honors Its Living Conformists And Its Dead Troublemakers.

Neurotics Expect You To Remember All The Things That They Tell You, And Many That They Don't.