We Are A Country Of Excess. So

I Get A Kick Out Of The Fact That People Will Pick On The Writers In California For Being Responsible For The Content. The People Seriously Responsible For The Content Are The People Who Buy It.

When I Got Married For The Third Time, And I Had Children From My Other Marriage There, That's What I Said When It Came Time In The Ceremony For Me To Say Something. I Said, "i'm Grateful To Everybody That Participated, Everybody That Participated In My Life That Got Me To This Moment. And Everything Was Dead-right Because Everything Is Right Now."

I Think America, Unfortunately, Collectively Thinks Of Itself As The 'chosen People.' To My Knowledge, There Are No Chosen People, We Are All Human Beings.

I Was Writing For Live Television. And I Said To Myself, Someday, Soon As I Can, I Have Got To Do A Situation Comedy.

I Never Met Who I Really Wanted To Meet, And That Was Charlie Chaplin.