We Are All Ignorant. We Are Just

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

A Man Only Learns By Two Things; One Is Reading And The Other Is Association With Smarter People.

I Don't Know How A Lot Of These Nations Existed As Long As They Have Till We Could Get Some Of Our People Around And Show 'em How To Be Good And Pure Like Us.

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

George Bernard Shaw Of England Stopped Over Just Long Enough To Make One Speech In Bombay, India, Started A War And 100 Indians Killed Each Other. That's What I Call Good Speech-making. The Only Enthusiasm Any Of Our Speakers Can Rouse Is A Demand To Kill The Speaker.