We Are All Precancerous.

Hard Work Is A Misleading Term. Physical Effort & Long Hours Do Not Constitute Hard Work. Hard Work Is When Someone Pays You To Do Something You'd Rather Not Be Doing. Anytime You'd Rather Be Doing Something Other Than The Thing You're Doing...you're Doing Hard Work.

When Will All The Rhetorical Questions End?

One Good Reason To Only Maintain A Small Circle Of Friends Is That Three Out Of Four Murders Are Committed By People Who Know The Victim.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.