We Are Born Alone, We Live Alone,

I Am Just A Nice, Clean-cut Mongolian Boy.

Whatever You Do, Don't Do It.

Girls Have An Unfair Advantage Over Men: If They Can't Get What They Want By Being Smart, They Can Get It By Being Dumb.

Now That I'm Gone, I Tell You, Don't Smoke.

So It Shall Be Written. So It Shall Be Done.