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Fortran Is Not A Flower But A Weed - It Is Hardy, Occasionally Blooms, And Grows In Every Computer.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure Keeps Getting Shorter.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.