We Are Put On This Earth To

A Little Mordida, Here. A Little Mordida, There.

I Am Just A Little Tired Of The Stones And The Beatles, And I Don't Care If I Ever Hear 'louie Louie' Ever Again.

John R. Told Me You Don't Work For The Radio Station. You Work For The People Out There.

Two Thousand Years From Now They'll Still Be Hearing About Elvis Presley.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.