We Are United In A Wait-and-see Approach.

Why Is Chelsea Clinton So Ugly? Because Her Father Is Janet Reno.

Presidential Ambition Is A Disease That Can Only Be Cured By Embalming Fluid.

Teachers Don't Need As Much As $140,000 A Year, ... But, Perhaps Some Senators Don't Need $140,000 A Year Either.

I Would Never Want To See Myself Viewed As Beating The Drums Of War, ... But I Would Rather Live With That Image Than Look Into The Mirror And See A Member Of Congress Who Failed To Do His Duty.

I'm Not Sure, If I Were President Clinton, I Wouldn't Want To Be Pardoned For Something That I Believed That I Didn't Do.